"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
Ugh my some of my teeth hurt for no discernible reason. I hate when this happens because I’ve had a root canal before and now every time on of my teeth hurts I’m worried it’s dying or whatever and I’ll have to have another.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”